Tuesday, August 4, 2009

LeMONS' WIN-A-WARTBURG CONTEST!

I just got this e-mail from the LeMons folks... Some Just A Car Geek reader needs to win this!...

Subject:
LeMONS' WIN-A-WARTBURG CONTEST!
From: Nick Pon
Date: Tue, Aug 04, 2009 5:19 pm
To: contact@justacXXXXXX.comTHE OFFICIAL 24 HOURS OF LeMONS WIN-A-WARTBURG CONTEST!

In the spirit of the PGA (win a free Buick) and Caesars Palace (win a free Bentley), the 24 Hours of LeMons proudly announces its own automobile giveaway: Win-a--Free-'58-Wartburg.


The rules are simple: Just tell us why you should be the winner of a 1958 Wartburg 311 sedan. Post your essays here or email them to npon@driversdoor.com; all entries must be received by September 1, 2009. The winner will receive a beat-ass 1958 Wartburg 311 sedan plus a one-year supply of Bactine, both presented at the Lamest Day race at Nelson Ledges, October 3-4, 2009.

What's a Wartburg? Think "East Germany's Buick to Trabant's Chevrolet." And why should you enter to win it? A) If you have to ask, you shouldn't. B) After suitable prep, this car will be automatically accepted in, given free entry to, and awarded ZERO B.S. LAPS at the LeMons race of your choice. So all you whiners--ahem, legitimate enquirers--who've asked about guaranteed entries and how to avoid B.S. penalties, the answer is now clear: Eine kleine scheissboxen.

Post your entries here:
http://forums.24hoursoflemons.com/viewtopic.php?pid=7399#p7399

Or email them to me here:
npon@driversdoor.com

Good luck--you'll need it!

Cheers,

Nick

Nick Pon, Associate Perpetrator
24 HOURS OF LeMONS
5675 Horton Street, Suite C
Emeryville CA 94608
npon@driversdoor.com

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