Friday, June 1, 2012

1986 Lands Precedent Sportswagon - Thankfully Just 1 of 2

This was most likely a brilliant idea back in 1983. A luxury minivan / station wagon. Japanese companies were building minivan / station wagon hybrids, but they were relatively inexpensive and not very luxurious. There was a lot of money floating around in the 1980s. This could have been the mini van / station wagon for those who had "made it."

There's one big problem here, however. This thing is ugly. At certain angles it looks decent. The rear has a nice, clean modern look to it. Looked at straight on, the nose looks generic, but OK. The doors - Citroen sourced - look nice. Somehow though, it doesn't work. Maybe it's the huge C Pillars, maybe it's the huge rear window. Maybe it's the overall proportion. Whatever the reason, it's ugly.

It didn't have to be ugly. In the 1980s, you could pretty much dial any random phone number in Italy and find a person who could design a beautiful car. It's one of the things the Italians do very, very well. You would think that the folks at Lands Motor Company - the creator / builder of this thing - would have thought, "OK, we have our concept. We know what we want. We've just spent a sh*tload of money. Let's spend a little more and have a carozzeria clean it up and tweak the design a bit. Let's make it beautiful." That obliviously didn't happen. (A website called Daddytypes.com says it was designed by Alain Clenet, who also designed and built the ghastly Clenet retro-car. I don't find that hard to believe at all.)

The interior has the same problem. All the right pieces are there. It has all the right accessories. (And some wrong ones, too. An "electric wet bar?!!?") It has real wood accents scattered throughout it. But it's all not well placed or well designed. The instrument panel would look more appropriate on a boat. (A cheap, homemade boat.)

There is not much information available on the internet about this vehicle. There was a brief discussion about it in November, 2011, on Supercars.net. Jalopnik featured it in September, 2005.

This is one of those cars that I'm pointing out just because it exists and for no other reason.

Back in 2007 someone (I'm not sure if it has changed hands in the past 5 years) was asking $35,000.00 for this vehicle. It's now being offered on eBay with no reserve.

Located in College Station, TX, click here to see the eBay listing.

14 comments:

David Hallen said...

Wow, this sure is ugly but it is, "Designed and built from ground up". How could anyone go wrong when the vehicle has that 'feature' as described in the E-bay listing?

Blair Russell said...

I can't say I had ever heard of this car before and while it was interesting to learn about it... what a fugly vehicle! No wonder why only two were built.

Speaking of fugly, if you are looking to look at other hideous vehicles, look at the link provided of the Clenet as some other modified vehicles are shown and yikes are they scary too. There is a JX Coupe that's a modified Chrysler Concorde that's like a ute but not, and the same goes with the Scattare, a modified Oldsmobile Aurora.

bluetoes591 said...

It looks like what a French SUV might have looked like up until the C-pillars, where it looks like somebody grafted on the tail end of a 1970s motorhome or something similar. Weird.

Caterham said...

You thought this baby hit every branch as it fell from the ugly tree, check out the Ssangyong Rodius......management (?) actually signed that off on that for the poor unsuspecting public

Chris Keen said...

Switchgear on the center console looks like stuff from a late 80s Alfa Spider.

I don't mind the look so much... kinda cool for foreseeing the Mercedes R-Class.

Is it a sign when more than half the descriptive text in the auction is legal mumbo jumbo?

Just A Car Geek said...

Re: Ssangyong Rodius... Wow. I've never seen a Rodius before. I had to look it up. I hope to never see one again.

Sean SL said...

A Pontiac Aztec...now that's ugly.

I like this. The dash is a poor first attempt, but the rest is really not bad. I would be nice in California. It would really stand out.

Anonymous said...

What's up, for all time i used to check webpage posts here early in the daylight, since i like to find out more and more.

Here is my web site ilovemallu.com

Anonymous said...

Hello there! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a group of volunteers and starting a
new project in a community in the same niche.
Your blog provided us valuable information to work on.
You have done a marvellous job!

Feel free to visit my blog post; makedat.Com
Also see my web site :: freedesktop.org

Anonymous said...

Hi i am kavin, its my first time to commenting
anyplace, when i read this article i thought i could
also make comment due to this brilliant paragraph.


Also visit my site - localmusicstage.com

Anonymous said...

I used to be able to find good info from your blog posts.


Here is my web page :: make money at home online

Anonymous said...

Currently it sounds like Wordpress is the preferred
blogging platform available right now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

My web page unwanted clothing items

bus from kl to penang said...

Thanks so much with this fantastic new web site. I’m very fired up to show it to anyone. It makes me so satisfied your vast understanding and wisdom have a new channel for trying into the world.

Anonymous said...

Your method of describing everything in this piece of writing is genuinely good, all can simply understand it, Thanks a lot.


Here is my weblog - http://miforumwiki.altervista.org/